I'm back, baby. Somewhere in the distance the boys from AC/DC are playing the opening guitar riff to "Back in Black." (Deh, deh deh deh, deh deh deh, ski-doodle-doodle doodle, deh, deh deh deh, deh deh deh...you get the idea. And, hey, a little onomatopoeia never hurt anyone.) I've been really meaning to resurrect this blog for several months now, but my free time has become as rare as a spring break co-ed without a tramp stamp. (Sorry, that simile was pretty half ass and you deserve better in the future.) So, anyhoo, the plan here is to post something short a few times a week. That way I can maintain some dedication to posting without it being like childbirth every time I post something. Yes, ladies, I just compared blogging to childbirth. No, I don't need you trying to explain how painful childbirth is so I can empathize with you. If you want to file a complaint, send something to Eve.